Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Pregnancy Stories

I am looking for a good laugh. We all know that a good laugh is needed in our busy lives.

Here is a funny story I heard the other day.

Mr Jones rushed into the local emergency room shouting, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" The ER physician grabbed his bag, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly he noticed that there were several cabs, and he'd gotten in the wrong one.

Do you have any other funny stories for me? Please leave me a post.

3 comments:

Belle said...

Don't know any funny pregnancy stories but you can read this one about my tortoise which could also crack a little laughter. =)

http://tortoise-tales.blogspot.com/2007/01/mystery-of-missing-stool-please-read.html

Anonymous said...

This is just too funny not to share.
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times
about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,
their efforts at disabling the security system
got underway immediately. The robbers,
who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
t o see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
t he bank.



The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll
have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also! contained nothing
but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were
opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of
gold.
Instead, all the safes

contained covered bowls of pudding.



Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...

That do the trick?

Anonymous said...

i dont think this was funny at first but later we couldn't stop laughing and neither could our friends.. we will never live it down i am sure..

in jan 07 me and dh went to visit some friends about 30-40 mins away.. the weather had been saying for a week that bad weather is comin but nothing happened all day.. when we got there, we stopped and got something to eat and noticed the thunder and lighting was getting bad.. so we didn't stay long.. when we started to leave the rain was so bad dh had to put his head out of the window just to see.. we pulled over once we got to a good enough spot and should have stayed there too but you know men.. and if he thinks he can do it then i am with him..we were only doin like 20 and missed our turn and didn't know you were suppose to merge to the left if you didn't want to end up on top of the rail road tracks.. well there we were.. completely on top of the tracks.. we had no idea what happen.. dh looked out and started freaking out ,putting the truck in 1st then reverse over and over again.. i called my mom and she started to freak becuz they spotted a tornado not far from where we were.. we got out and tried to flag someone down and NO ONE stopped .. a cop drove by twice and didn't see us.. ( i know some people fake being in trouble but c'mon) ..i kept seeing lights down the tracks and kept thinking it was a train.. but lucky there was a road along side the tracks and we were seeing car lights instead.. finally a truck that drove by before and whom attempted to get the cops attention come back and pulled us off the tracks.. we offered him 20 dollars but he didn't take it.. by that time our friends found us becuz i suck at giving direction.. i kept saying we are on the tracks lol.. what a tard.. we had blown the front two tired out and his dad brought us 2 more...

what i thought was funny is we rode the tracks before we even knew we were on them and i guess our truck fell over the top and when we fell our tires blew out, luckly we didnt hurt the baby..

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